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Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

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Anonymous

Ugly Drop Off

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

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Anonymous

What's on your Neck?

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

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