Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.
Yo Mama - Coma
Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo Mama - Sunshine
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.