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Good Come-Back

A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken."

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.

Cheap Gift Insult

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Piece of Ass

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

The Way You Say It

On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."