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Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Slap A Lady

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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Ugly Toad

Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!

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