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Boomerang

Yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back

Yo Mama - Fix It Felix

Yo mama is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo Mama - Halloween

Yo mama ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo Mama - Vibrator

Yo mama so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Dark Ages Insult

You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.