Yo Mama Breastfeed
Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.
Yo Mama - Calendar
Yo mama so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.
Garbage and Irish Girl
Q: What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl?
A: Garbage gets picked up.
Yo Mama - Reflection
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Yo mama is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back