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Yo Mama Breastfeed

Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.

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Yo mama so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.

Garbage and Irish Girl

Q: What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl?

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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