Insult Jokes - Ugly Insult Jokes

• I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
• Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
• Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
• Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
• So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word] a long time ago.
• You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
• The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
• I hear you were born on April 2 a day too late!
• I hope you never get a tetanus shot maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
• If you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
• If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
• Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

Yo mama so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.

Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
• Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
• Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
• Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
• Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
• You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.