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Never

Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

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Dark Down Under

Q: What do you call 10,000 black dudes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A damn good start.

Submitted BY: Daniel Williamson

Man In Supermarket

Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."

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