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Insult Collection 14

  • I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
  • Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
  • Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
  • Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
  • So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word] a long time ago.
  • You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
  • The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
  • I hear you were born on April 2 a day too late!
  • I hope you never get a tetanus shot maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
  • If you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
  • Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Yo Mama - Tree

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

Yo Mama - Apology Letter

Yo mama so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.

Yo Mama - Imaginary Friend

Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Put-Downs

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
  • Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
  • Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
  • A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
  • Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
  • Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
  • You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.