Insult Collection 14
- I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word] a long time ago.
- You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
- The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
- I hear you were born on April 2 a day too late!
- I hope you never get a tetanus shot maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
- If you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
- If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
- Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Yo Mama - Tree
Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.
Yo Mama - Apology Letter
Yo mama so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.
Yo Mama - Imaginary Friend
Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
- Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
- Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
- Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
- You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.