- Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
- Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
- Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
- Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
- You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
You remind me of the ocean... you make me sick.
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.
Yo Mama - Look Up
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks up, it starts to rain.
Like a Million Bucks
You have a face like a million dollars... All green and wrinkled!