Business One-Liners 92

• Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
• Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
• Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
• Only them as knows their own...knows.
• Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
• One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
• Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

Suicide Attempt

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
A: She jumped out a basement window!

IQ & Football

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.