Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mama - Refrigerator
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama - Littering
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Yo Mama - Alarm
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"