A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama - Jump
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo Mama - Fishery
Yo mama so gross the fishery pays her to leave.
Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.