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Yo Mama - Stretch Marks

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo Mama - Refrigerator

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo Mama - Alarm

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama - Littering

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Yo Mama - Mattress

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.