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Yo Mama - Search Party

Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks

Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.