Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama - Spoiled
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo Mama - Jump
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”