Yo Mama - Littering
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Yo Mama - Mattress
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Ugly Drop Off
You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
Yo Mama - Dreams
Yo mama so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo Mama - Tape
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to tape glue.