Yo Mama - Jump
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo Mama - Fishery
Yo mama so gross the fishery pays her to leave.
Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mama - Refrigerator
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama - Alarm
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.