Insult Jokes

Bad Breath

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!

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Razorback Hogs

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!" The President replied  "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"

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Yo Mama - Garbage Truck

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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