Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

St. Patrick's Day Parade

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"

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Irish Snakes

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

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St. Patrick's Day Joke

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

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