Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

Irish Snakes

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

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St. Patrick's Day Joke

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

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Long and Green

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade

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