Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Ghost Costume

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White pillowcases.

Anonymous

Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy

Six Legs and Flies

Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride!

Anonymous