Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Ghost Arrest

Q: What was the ghost arrested for?
A: Possession.

Anonymous

Ghost Costume

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White pillowcases.

Anonymous

Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy