Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Written By: KielPhillips