Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Submitted BY: erynn renee

Mummy Tunes

Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!

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On Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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