Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Ghost Arrest

Q: What was the ghost arrested for?
A: Possession.

Anonymous

No Brakes

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the brown nosed reindeer? He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

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Ghost Costume

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White pillowcases.

Anonymous