Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy

Blondes and Santa Poker Game

Q: A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
A: The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.

Anonymous

Skunk Love

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Yes,  they're very scentimental!

Anonymous