Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa to the Blondes

Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Jewish Birthday

A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, ''You don't like the other pair?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Birthday Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
Anonymous

Jodi's Purse

A drunk guy calls a radio station on Christmas day and asks for the DJ. He tells him that he found a purse outside the mall. It has $1500 in cash, a couple of credit cards, an iPhone 13 pro, and a driver's license with Jodi's name on it."
The DJ replied, "Wow, sort of a Christmas miracle. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"
"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Jodi."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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