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No Ho Ho
Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids? Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.
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Submitted BY: MEG
Room Please
Q: What is big, cracked and carries your luggage?
A: The Liberty bellhop.
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Anonymous
Jingle Balls
Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.
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