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Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

A: He played his drumsticks!

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?

A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

Holidays

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Ghost Play

Q: What do baby ghosts play?

A: Peek-a-Boo