Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Blonde Ask From Santa

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

Anonymous

Ghosts Haunting Operating Theaters

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt operating theaters?
A: Surgical spirits!

Anonymous

Witch's Favorite Magazine

Q: What is a witch's favorite magazine?
A: The witch report!

Anonymous