Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Witch Panties

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.

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Witch's Cat Falls Off

Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!

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Mummy Leaves His Tomb

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

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