Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Vampire Newspapers

Q: Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation!

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Graveyard Noise

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!

Anonymous

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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