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2014 Halloween Joke Contest

Halloween, the day of the year when we get to trick or treat! Give us your best Halloween jokes and you might win some great prizes!

Submission Date:

Starts:   Oct 1st, 2014 @ 7:00 am EST
Ends:     Oct 23rd, 2014 @ 11:59 pm EST

Voting Dates:

Starts:   Oct 24th, 2014 @ 12:00 pm EST
Ends:     Oct 31st, 2014 @ 3:00 pm EST

1st Place

$200 VISA Gift Card

2nd Place

$100 VISA Gift Card

3rd Place

$50 VISA Gift Card

  • Submitted Joke Entries

Going Up

Q: Why do ghosts ride in elevators?

A: It keeps their spirits up.

Employees Lunch

Q: Where do employees eat lunch on Halloween?

A: At the Casket-teria.

Baby Ghosts -Riddles

Q: What do baby ghosts play?

A: Peek-a-Boo

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor

A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?

A: Fang you, Fang you very much!