Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Ghost Shape

Q: How do ghosts keep fit?
A: With regular exorcise!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Clothed Hairy Beast

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
Anonymous

Easter Sunday Mass

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
Anonymous