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4 Out of 5 Suffer

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Q: What is the insect's favorite game?

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A: It got pissed off.

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Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

Frozen Desert

Q: Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake?

A: They're afraid it has boogers in it.