Gross Jokes

Why Two Nostrils?

A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose. Her four year old son quickly responded with, "So you can still breath when you pick your nose!"

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Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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Smells Like

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!

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