Gross Jokes

Trust

A hillbilly from West Virginia returns to his doctor after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, " says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"

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Anonymous

Time and Place

My best friend got mad at me sniffing his sister's panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. Needless to say it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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