Grosser Than Gross
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet
At Least One
You might be a redneck if you can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.
Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey snot.
Kitchen Floor Too Dirty
Q: How do you know your kitchen floor is too dirty?
A: The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.