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Grosser Than Gross

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.

Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet

At Least One

You might be a redneck if you can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

Gooey Stuff

Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?

A: Monkey snot.

Kitchen Floor Too Dirty

Q: How do you know your kitchen floor is too dirty?

A: The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?

A: It got pissed off.