Gross Jokes

Gorilla Nostrils

Q: Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
A: Because they have fat fingers.

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Submitted BY: MandMsRED3

Two Flies on a Date

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

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Submitted BY: Dmontiel23

Grosser Than Gross

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet

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