Funny Thoughts

Bunny Hop

Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?
A: Because the other one was on a key chain.

Anonymous

Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Anonymous

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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