Funny Thoughts

Nudist Midget

Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?

A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Hot Stuff

Q: What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?
A: Can't touch this!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
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Witch Cuisine

Q: Why do some witches eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
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