Funny Thoughts

Dallas Safe Zone

Q: Where are Dallas residents staying to avoid Ebola?
A: Cowboy Stadium.  They can't catch anything there.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Terrible Curse

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. " This is the Klotschtein diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." " What's the curse?" the man asked.  "Mr. Klotschtein."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Blonde Drives Stick

Q: How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive stick?
A: There's a condom on the gear shift.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous