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AB Answering Machine
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
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Scrabble Pass
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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If Thinking Machines Made Toasters
If Thinking Machines made toasters... You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.
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