Funny Thoughts

Classic Booty Call

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Personal Trainer

I have a personal trainer. She makes me chase rabbits though the woods three times a day at a dead run. Also, she has 4 legs and a tail.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

Google Plus

Q: Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button?
A: I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous