Funny Thoughts

Short Tails

Q: Why do the elephants have short tails?
A: Because they can't remember long stories!

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Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Anonymous

Ghost Education

Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
A: High sghoul!

Anonymous