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I used to do yoga, but their expectations of me were too high
They wanted me to bend over backwards for them

Tupperware Surprise

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber.
When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers

The Trouble with Being Best Man

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it!