Rednecks At School

You know you're a redneck when you walk into school with your son and are in the same grade.

10 Bumper Stickers

1. Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
3. Is it time for your medication or mine?
4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
5. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
6. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
7. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
8. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ? 

Hitch-Hiking Frog

Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A: Hop in!