Funny Thoughts

Long Hair

A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."

Anonymous

Jehovah's Witness & Unitarian

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes knocking on doors for no apparent reason.

Anonymous

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Anonymous