Funny Thoughts

Busted!

The swimming pool opened today. Guess it was just my dumb luck, I got caught taking a pee in the pool.
The darn lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Lawyer and Vulture

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Wings.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Tupac Spelled Backward

Q: What is Tupac spelled backwards?
A: Caput!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous