Funny Thoughts

Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Sick Bird Medication

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
Anonymous

Doc Quack

I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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