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Chinese Politician

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

College Fund

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walked out the front door, came back in, and said both. Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college

QWERTY Trouble

Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard.

This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.

Tough Gaming

"When the gaming gets tough, bring out the cheat codes."

Dat Ass

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."