Funny Thoughts

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Anonymous

Three Redneck Lies

  1. The pickup is paid for.
  2. I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
  3. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Anonymous

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Anonymous