Funny Thoughts

Alexa Reminders

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym
Alexa: I will add gin to your shopping list
Me: Close enough

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Howdy Doody

Weights

What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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