Funny Thoughts

Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Anonymous

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Anonymous

Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

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