Funny Thoughts

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Teen Bliss

Me and my wife were trying to think of a gift for my son's birthday. "What would you have wanted at 13?" she asked. She wasn't impressed with my reply of "Pornography and a wrist support"
 

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Written By: KielPhillips

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Written By: KielPhillips