Funny Thoughts

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

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Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

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Written By: KielPhillips

New Psychiatric Sign

Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."

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