Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn