Yo Mama - Spalding
Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.
Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, "I stopped and pulled my dress up." Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?" "He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I ran. A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down."
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!