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Yo Mama - Spalding

Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.

Mexican Octopus

Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.

Nun Attack

A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, "I stopped and pulled my dress up." Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?" "He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I ran. A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down."

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!