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Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?

A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Synchronized Swimming

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on little white crackers.

Little Boy Blue

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?

A: An aunt-eater.