Funny Thoughts

Up and Down

Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A: A witch stuck in a lift!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Tattoo

Me [lifting shirt]: I trust that these will cover it.
Tattoo artist: What are you doing?
Me: Paying you
Tattoo artist: I'm confused
Me: You know, tit for tat

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Alexa Reminders

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym
Alexa: I will add gin to your shopping list
Me: Close enough

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Howdy Doody