Funny Thoughts

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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Anonymous

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous