Funny Thoughts

Three Redneck Lies

  1. The pickup is paid for.
  2. I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
  3. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Redneck Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
Anonymous

Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Iowa Jokes) , Redneck Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

PMS

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Mad Cow disease was already taken.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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