Funny Thoughts

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Animal Jokes , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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