Funny Thoughts

Mama Bird

Q: What did the mama bird say to the baby bird when she was tucking the baby bird into bed.
A: Tweet tight

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Phil's Choice

So it's Phil's 90th birthday. All of the residents of the old-age home are there. Suddenly, two people come in with a huge "Happy Birthday" cake. The top of the cake opens up, and out pops a gorgeous busty blonde in a skimpy bikini. She goes over to Phil, sits on his lap, and says "It's your 90th birthday, and I'm here to give you super sex."
Phil looks at her and says "Please don't take this the wrong way, but at my age, I'd rather have the soup."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Polish Robber

A Polish guy walks into a store and says, "Open the register!". The store keep says, "We're closed." The Polish guy says, "I'll be back tomorrow"!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
Anonymous