Funny Thoughts

How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin

Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Anonymous

Cruel Word

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Anonymous

Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

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