Chinese Proverbs

• Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
• Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
• War not determine who right, war determine who left.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
• It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
• Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
• Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
• Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
• Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
• Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.

Cow Talk

Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!

Police Rumble

Q: What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling
A: Stop! You're under a vest.