Funny Thoughts

Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Veggie Squabble

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG