Funny Thoughts

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Anonymous

Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

Anonymous