Funny Thoughts

Cow Bells

Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Glowing

I bought one of those glow in the dark condoms.
You should have seen her face light up.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Name this Ship

Q: What do you call a ship full of potatoes and penises?
A: A dictatorship

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Morgan